adobochi:

drawing her to get my art block to fk off !

cigarettefaggot:

girl who is lying on her stomach giggling and thinking about her crush and doodling pics of them in her notebook but all of them are drawings of them being crucified

andhumanslovedstories:

carnival-phantasm:

king-of-heroes-official:

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize

thesameperidoteveryday:

thesameperidoteveryday:

gay people are like i can’t tell if we’re close friends or if we’re in love with each other and also are we dating i can’t tell and also siri is it gay to send someone 600 love heart emojis and say you’re in love with them or is that just a normal platonic th

the amount of gay people reblogging this is genuinely concerning are you all okay

justiceleaque:

you can’t say “i know batman” and get away with it in gotham. “i saw batman last night”? plausible. he uses roofs and balconies more than actual solid ground so yeah, you probably did see him. “he was only five feet away from me at the central plaza when the bomb got defused”? so was half of the city because the joker decided christmas eve was the best time for an explosion. but, “i know batman”? are you sure? are you sure you know batman? does anyone really know batman? maybe batman doesn’t know batman, the layers of secrecy on that guy are thicker than that time the gotham river got filled with dense tart sauce but the authorities thought it was blood

meanwhile in metropolis, “i ate a burrito with superman” is probably met with “you didn’t bring him to your grandma’s for that sunday roast i know she rocks? what is wrong with you? i baked him cookies while he was telling me about his mom’s cooking. how could you treat him like that, jennifer, the guy saves us from brainiac every two weeks”

liesmyth:

beyoncepatronus:

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot

genderedslurs-moving:

going to the fruit (derogatory) store do u want anything

nicollekidman:

my toxic trait is carelessly getting dressed in front of open windows because if someone wants to look in, that’s their problem

sketiana:

big fan of walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. i am tired of life and its obscure sufferings

romcommunist:

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying